*I really will stop making so many lists.
*I will learn to dress myself like a grown-ass lady.
*Or, alternatively, I will learn to not give a shit if I’m dressed like a grown-ass lady.
*I will make more things.
*I will put as much effort into showing people these things as I do in making them.
*I will stop spending so much time looking at things on the internet. I will instead be the one putting things on the internet for other people to look at.
*This will ensure that I become internet-famous.
*I really will stop making so many lists. And do more.